If you’re like me, you get sucked into infomercials (prime air time is late night or early morning). Hey, I’ll admit it. I’m a sucker. Food dehydrator? Amazing (all the beef jerkey you can handle…sign me up)! Aqua Globes? Hello green thumb! Topsy Turvy? Who doesn’t love garden tomatoes! Needless to say, I was floored when I saw the ShamWow. One wipe and spills are gone?! No messy drips?! Genius.

Or not (according to Consumer Reports). I hope I can stop that check…